Women !

2 blogs in a day. I must be bored. This blog is about one of the many non-male entities of this universe, some men defined as woman. (Woo Man). Some famous quotes about them.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her -- David Bissonette.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together -- Sacha Guitry.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll be a philosopher -- Socrates.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?' -- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me -- Sigmund Freud.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays -- Anonymous.

There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage -- Sam Kinison.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the other didn't -- James Holt McGavran

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming - 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it 2. Whenever you're right, shut up -- Patrick Murray.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once -- Nash.

You know what I did before I married? Everything I wanted to -- Anonymous.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met -- Henry Youngman.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong -- Rodney Dangerfield.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' -- Anonymous.

First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel.
Second Guy: Lucky you. My wife is still alive.

Be bachelors !