Orkut's fortunes !

Hello guys, long since I've written something here. Well, blame the tight schedule of Man Utd. I ain't getting even one free weekend to jot down my thoughts.

I have a habit of pasting my Today's Fortune of my Orkut profile everyday into my scrapbook. Some of them are really funny and some are inspirational. Recently, I've noticed a trend of funny ones for some 10 days or so. Will share them below.

Nov 21: The guy who reads your fortune lost his psychic powers (and his job). We hope you are feeling lucky.

Nov 22: The guy who reads your fortune is not feeling well. We hope you are.

Nov 23: The guy who reads your fortune disappeared and our boss is furious. We hope you have a lucky day.

Nov 24: The guy who reads your fortune is sick. We wish you to stay healthy.

Nov 25: The guy who reads your fortune is getting married today. Please wish him good luck !.

Nov 26: The guy who reads your fortune was fired. Until we hire a new guy, go visit a friend's album.

Nov 27: The guy who reads your fortune is sleeping. Don't wake him up.

Nov 28: The guy who reads your fortune is stuck in traffic. Until he arrives here, go send someone a testimonial.

Nov 29: The guy who reads your fortune is on vacation. We don't know what to say... Go visit someone's profile.

Nov 30: The guy who reads your fortune went on strike. No cookie for you today. Go send someone a scrap.

Adios !