#CampaignAgainstChelsea
Congratulations are on the way to Chelsea fans with due credits to Mourinho. Only you could have made a hashtag campaign more ridiculous than #wontgiveitback
#WontGiveItBack
I don't know when Star replaced Sahara as Indian cricket team's sponsors, but they don't learn do they? It started with England's tour of India and Aane do. Of course the expectation is that we'd take revenge for our thrashing in England by thrashing them in India. Well they came, they thrashed us and they left. Let's not even talk about the ads for the home series vs WI and SL. More recently it was supposed to be Thunder Down Under. Which turned out to be more like Whimper Down Under in the end.
What's with the ridiculous campaign for Ind vs Pak world cup game with all those Karachi 1992 to 2011 ads? Trust a football fan on this - Star have jinxed India. If Pak manages to beat us, you know whom to write your angry letters to. (while I'll just pretend that the record was always less about Pak losing to India and more about Sachin beating them every single time. This cannot be disproved).
I don't even know what made them think of #WontGiveItBack ad. Cringe worthy.
Characteristics that Jack Wilshere shares with me
- midget cunt
- Acts like a tough guy but is really a wimp
- Smokes regularly but denies publicly. Wait, did I initially want to write it as 'smokes publicly but denies regularly'? Works either way
- Picks up fights with guys twice his size every Saturday night
- Invokes the spirit of Scrappy Doo on Sunday nights. Lemme at him! Lemme!
Of course he earns 900 times more than I do every week but can he write an entire C++ program in Notepad editor without any syntax errors, I ask you?
God is great
Now that the cricket world cup is about to start, I better practice my curses
- For Sachin's sake!
- Oh. My. Sachin.
- Sach im Himmel!
Wonko the sane
Lately I've observed that my views regarding football don't really match with a lot of other people's opinions. Either the entire world is wrong and I'm stuck here like Wonko the Sane or I'm insane and need to be sanctioned. Scary, either way.
Congratulations are on the way to Chelsea fans with due credits to Mourinho. Only you could have made a hashtag campaign more ridiculous than #wontgiveitback
#WontGiveItBack
I don't know when Star replaced Sahara as Indian cricket team's sponsors, but they don't learn do they? It started with England's tour of India and Aane do. Of course the expectation is that we'd take revenge for our thrashing in England by thrashing them in India. Well they came, they thrashed us and they left. Let's not even talk about the ads for the home series vs WI and SL. More recently it was supposed to be Thunder Down Under. Which turned out to be more like Whimper Down Under in the end.
What's with the ridiculous campaign for Ind vs Pak world cup game with all those Karachi 1992 to 2011 ads? Trust a football fan on this - Star have jinxed India. If Pak manages to beat us, you know whom to write your angry letters to. (while I'll just pretend that the record was always less about Pak losing to India and more about Sachin beating them every single time. This cannot be disproved).
I don't even know what made them think of #WontGiveItBack ad. Cringe worthy.
Characteristics that Jack Wilshere shares with me
- midget cunt
- Acts like a tough guy but is really a wimp
- Smokes regularly but denies publicly. Wait, did I initially want to write it as 'smokes publicly but denies regularly'? Works either way
- Picks up fights with guys twice his size every Saturday night
- Invokes the spirit of Scrappy Doo on Sunday nights. Lemme at him! Lemme!
Of course he earns 900 times more than I do every week but can he write an entire C++ program in Notepad editor without any syntax errors, I ask you?
God is great
Now that the cricket world cup is about to start, I better practice my curses
- For Sachin's sake!
- Oh. My. Sachin.
- Sach im Himmel!
Wonko the sane
Lately I've observed that my views regarding football don't really match with a lot of other people's opinions. Either the entire world is wrong and I'm stuck here like Wonko the Sane or I'm insane and need to be sanctioned. Scary, either way.
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